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Josh-D. S. Davis

Xaminmo / Omnimax / Max Omni / Mad Scientist / Midnight Shadow / Radiation Master

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Silly things...


It is impossible to lick your elbow.

A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out.

A shrimp's heart is in their head.

People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when
you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.

In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80
years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich
buried its head in the sand (or attempted to do so -
apart from Bones ).

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into
the sky.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit

Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of
Alphabetti Spaghetti especially for the German market
that consisted solely of little pasta swastikas.

In average, a human being will have sex more than
3,000 times and spend two weeks kissing in their
lifetime.

More than 50% of the people in the world have never
made or received a telephone call.

Rats and horses can't vomit.

The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said
to be the toughest tongue twister in the English
language.

If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If
you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood
vessel in your head or neck and die. if you keep your
eyes open by force, they can pop out.

Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats
could have over million descendants.

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase
the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then
why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal
Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it
illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with
extraterrestrials or their vehicles?

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman
somewhere.

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads
for dating are already married.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused
by people sitting on them and photocopying their
buttocks. (lol)

In the course of an average lifetime you will, while
sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.
(OK, I did NOT need to know this!!!)

Most lipstick contains fish scales. (Perchy, what you
doing with everyone's lipstick??)

Cat's urine glows under a black-light.

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is
different.

Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick
their elbow. (And, no, I wasn't one of them! I tried
to do that as a kid, anyway! lol)
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