Josh-Daniel S. Davis (joshdavis) wrote,
Josh-Daniel S. Davis
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Inner peace

I am passing this on because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives!

Some doctor on The TV this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, abutle of vocka, a pockage of Pringlies, tha mainder of a botl Ambien and Valumscriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets.

Yu haf no idr ow frigin gud I fel.

Peas sen dis orn to anyy yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.
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