Anyway, my boss saw it and chucked it in the trash.
yAy! Free Project! Lowest-end new replacements were about $40. I thought, "well, I could recap this." and priced out my parts. I'd be in the hole about $6 for a $40 card, right?
Well, no. eBay says I could get a replacement for $13.50.
I like a challenge, but I'm also lazy and cheap.
Anyway, I don't actually have a NEED for a new card. The system it came out of is a headless Linux box, and someone left an old PCI TNT2 card laying in the computer room. Woot.