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Diagnostic Procedures for your magneto reluctance modial interactor
Josh 201604 KWP
The first step is to ensure the main winding conforms to the normal lotus-0-delta specifications. Any deviation is likely to cause a variance in the measurements by your standard metapolar refractive pilfrometer.

Secondly, verify the placement of the semi-boloid slots in the stator. Any deformation is grounds for complete replacement of the attached unilateral phase detractors prior to regrinding of the prefabulated amulite casing.

Finally, ensure that every seventh conductor is connected by a nonreversible trem'e pipe to the differential girdlespring on the 'up' end of the grammeters.

An inversion failure of the trem'e pipe will cause a complete field collapse, thereby rendering the girdlespring ineffective.

Alternatively, Mis-connection to the 'down' end of the grammeters will damage the entire assembly, which can be detected as excess sinusoidal depleneration.

By verifying all of the above are true and correction, you can ensure the modial interaction of magneto-reluctance and capacitive directance in your turboencabulator.

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I see what you did there.

Haha, I love your response more than my post. :)

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Turbo Encabulator Deluxe - Now with more dingle arms!

If you search on "encabulator" or "turbo encabulator", you'll find this is the EE version of The Aristocrats. GE, Chrysler and Rockwell actually released videos and parts catalogs for it.

The youtube and wikipedia entries explain it all, and the videos are really pretty impressive.

So, I extrapolated my own version as a tech support entry.

Basically though, in 1937, some techwriter for a tech company was amused at how many approvals were required for new marketing material, yet there was no actual verification. It was all meaninless process... (sound like a company we know?)

So, he made up a fictional device and filled its description with nonsensical jargon, and sent it through the machine as a joke.

Well, it ended up being published in a parts catalog which had to be replaced.

So, it's the long-standing joke.

There are several references to trek mumbojumbo also on my facebook replica of this post which is also apropos.

Re: Turbo Encabulator Deluxe - Now with more dingle arms!

Right on.

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Re: Turbo Encabulator Deluxe - Now with more dingle arms!

You're thinking of the AristoCATS.

The AristoCRATS is a joke that comedians embelish as sort of competition... who can be the most obscene.

With the Encabulator, it's sort of, "who can be the most technobabblischous." which is a form of obscenity in and of itself. :)

And no, see, the humor in the encabulator is having to look it up to see if it's BS or not. heh.

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Re: Turbo Encabulator Deluxe - Now with more dingle arms!

Better to have utter confusion than udder confusion.

and hey, look up the Aristocrats on youtube... it's raunchy and really funny.


Bob Saget's version is awesome, but maybe start with something more gentle like George Carlin's.

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