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Josh-D. S. Davis

Xaminmo / Omnimax / Max Omni / Mad Scientist / Midnight Shadow / Radiation Master

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1: It is Le Hard.
2: Yes, yes it is.
1: I just can't lose weight!
2: Incorrect. You don't want to lose weight.
1: Yes I do! I want to not have this fat!
2: That is not the same. Wanting the weight to not be there is not the same as wanting to lose the weight.
1: Ok, Mr. Smarty Pants, what is the magic trick?
2: Eat less than you burn, or burn more than you eat.
1: But when I do that, I don't lose weight!
2: Then you didn't do that. You ate less but burned less.
1: But if I eat that much less, then I am HUNGRY. I can't do it.
2: Incorrect. You are choosing not to do it because it is difficult.
1: I hate you. You lie.
2: Shoosh. Get back on the bike.
1: Grumble. Self, you are no fun.
2: Shoosh. Get going. That fat isn't going to burn itself away with what YOU had for lunch.
1: Fine. Whatever. *exercises*
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Is it possible for you to somehow yell this at me daily?


Oh, it's night time, and everyone asked why I yelled. :)

For me, it's "ooo, that looks fun."

The, "Exercise is good for you." is totally stupid.

Actually you're right on time.
I'm up looking for breakfast. ;)

2 cups of strong coffee, then throw on a helmet, goggles, and enough clothing to keep from getting in trouble with the police. Then, hop on a bike and ride somewhere interesting. Exploring is fun. If you have a padded backpack for your camera, that can be good, but just make sure to bring water. :)

I'd need a basket for the puppy ;)

What about the baby sling from when Zoe was little? That should work for Indy. :)

I wonder if they have trikes for dogs. I know I've seen a dog riding a skateboard... :)

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