Josh-Daniel S. Davis (joshdavis) wrote,
Josh-Daniel S. Davis

Viewpoints on Weight

1: It is Le Hard.
2: Yes, yes it is.
1: I just can't lose weight!
2: Incorrect. You don't want to lose weight.
1: Yes I do! I want to not have this fat!
2: That is not the same. Wanting the weight to not be there is not the same as wanting to lose the weight.
1: Ok, Mr. Smarty Pants, what is the magic trick?
2: Eat less than you burn, or burn more than you eat.
1: But when I do that, I don't lose weight!
2: Then you didn't do that. You ate less but burned less.
1: But if I eat that much less, then I am HUNGRY. I can't do it.
2: Incorrect. You are choosing not to do it because it is difficult.
1: I hate you. You lie.
2: Shoosh. Get back on the bike.
1: Grumble. Self, you are no fun.
2: Shoosh. Get going. That fat isn't going to burn itself away with what YOU had for lunch.
1: Fine. Whatever. *exercises*
Tags: brain, self, weight
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