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Josh-D. S. Davis

Xaminmo / Omnimax / Max Omni / Mad Scientist / Midnight Shadow / Radiation Master

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My name is Snotty Gigglelips
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My name is Snotty Gigglelips
Erica is Chim-Chim BubbleTush
Max is Skipper GiggleLips


Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week (or hour!), you need some silliness to break up the tension.

Here is your dose...

Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

a=poopsie
b=lumpy
c=booger
d=gidget
e=crusty
f=greasy
g=fluffy
h=cheeseball
i=chim-chim
j=stinky
k=flunky
l=buttercup
m=pinky
n=zippy
o=goober
p=doofus
q=slimy
r=loopy
s=snotty
t=tulefel
u=dorkey
v=squeezit
w=oprah
x=skipper
y=dinky
z=zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your New last name:

a = giggle
b = toilet
c = diaper
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = tushie
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = puss
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdink
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example:
George W. Bush's new name is Gober Chickenshorts.
Bill Clinton's name is Buttercup Liverchunks.

Put more laughter in your life!
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The Bubbletush's...

I'm Loopy,
Zoe is now Crusty,
and Brad is Poopsie.

I just don't know about that.

Re: The Bubbletush's...

Hrm... See, I think Brad and Zoe's names should be switched. hehe

Re: The Bubbletush's...

hehehe

Zippy Cootiechunks!

Somehow I thought I'd be cooler than that.


Re: Zippy CootieChunks

Better than Sluggish CootieChunks. :)

crusty bubblechuncks, hey atleast i can say i'm "krusty" and people might think i'm the clown from the simpsons! \m/ =D

Re: Krusty the Klown

Hrm, your hair is wrong... Though green dye and hair gel can be acquired quite easily. :)

Re: Krusty the Klown

green hair, and the smoking habit....ack! *cough cough* =P

Mine actually turns out to be:

Oprah Cootiebreath

How NICE! *ahem* ... yeah...

Hahah... :) Very nice.

Feel like trekking out here on Saturday for computering lan partyness?

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