Josh-Daniel S. Davis (joshdavis) wrote,
Josh-Daniel S. Davis
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My name is Snotty Gigglelips

My name is Snotty Gigglelips
Erica is Chim-Chim BubbleTush
Max is Skipper GiggleLips


Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week (or hour!), you need some silliness to break up the tension.

Here is your dose...

Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

a=poopsie
b=lumpy
c=booger
d=gidget
e=crusty
f=greasy
g=fluffy
h=cheeseball
i=chim-chim
j=stinky
k=flunky
l=buttercup
m=pinky
n=zippy
o=goober
p=doofus
q=slimy
r=loopy
s=snotty
t=tulefel
u=dorkey
v=squeezit
w=oprah
x=skipper
y=dinky
z=zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your New last name:

a = giggle
b = toilet
c = diaper
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = tushie
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = puss
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdink
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example:
George W. Bush's new name is Gober Chickenshorts.
Bill Clinton's name is Buttercup Liverchunks.

Put more laughter in your life!
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