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Josh-D. S. Davis

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An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman he says, "You're in charge of shoveling." And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies." He then says, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a big dent in that there pile."

So the foreman went away for a couple of hours and when he returns, the pile of sand is untouched. He asks the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?"

The Italian replies, "I no hava no broom. You saida to the Chinese a fella that he awasa in a charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I nocouldafinda him nowhere."

Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and says, "And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile."

The Scotsman replies, "Aye, ya did, boot ah couldn get meself a shoovel. Ye left th' Chinese lad in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldn fine im either."

The foreman is really angry now and storms off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy. Just then, the Chinese guy leaps out from behind the pile of sand scaring the daylights out of the foreman and yells ...


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hahahha...omg...first time i hear that, i had just polished off a 1/3 of a fishbowl @ Razoo's with some friends from college during one of our "pre party feasting" sessions.

good stuff...brought back some warm memories of old friends, thank you sir. =D

Tee hee.

Razoos... mmmmm.
Tasty liquor... Mmmm

How does a Scotsman hold his liquor?

By the ears! :)

oh....you're on a bloody roll! ;D

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