DOESN'T POST (Tried Celeron 533 and PIII 800EB)
Luckily, I found that it SHOULD have a 3 year warranty, so even though I can't take it back to Fry's, Maybe Intel will be nice. :)
UPDATE: Warranty is softcopy, not hardcopy. Phone number therein refers to another number. That number refers to webpage search on DRA to fill out a form which sends an e-mail.
Warranty is 3 years, and it was bought on April 6, 2002, so hopefully it will be all cool.