The CLODI Foundation needs your support. Every year, CLODI (Catastrophic Loss of Diaper Integrity) strikes millions of our most promising citizens. Won't you help?
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The Cellular Automata Rights Council begs you to help end the carnage brought on by John Horton Conway and his ilk. We need more funding to support creatures who will otherwise die if they don't have two or three neighbors! You can help: change or disable the ``screensaver'' on your Sun workstation now! Must these lifeforms continue to perish for your entertainment?
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