Josh-Daniel S. Davis (joshdavis) wrote,
Josh-Daniel S. Davis
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Smalltalk

From The Ferret's page, I stole this because I can relate:

You have to understand what a terror I have of smalltalk. I would rather be raped alive by rabid rats than have to fumble through ten minutes' worth of smalltalk with strangers. I would rather have a small paper cut made on my eyeball by each page in the 2000 Manhattan Yellow pages than pretend to talk with people to fill the air. I hate having to come up with neutral conversational topics, I hate the awkward pauses, I hate the fact that I really don't have much in common with, say, 95% of the people who were spawned into breathing on this planet.
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