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Josh-D. S. Davis

Xaminmo / Omnimax / Max Omni / Mad Scientist / Midnight Shadow / Radiation Master

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HUMOR for parents
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A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter lying on the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercings and tattoos and his big motorcycle. But is not only that mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasies we may want. In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit you so you know your grandchildren.

       Your daughter,

       Judith

PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worst things in life than the school's report card that's in my desk's drawer...I love you!
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Gee, thanks, now I've just spent the last 35 minutes surfing around snopes!

I'm NOT an internet junky! It's YOUR fault!

hehe.

Snopes is like Bash.org to me. It's a neverending supply of mental goo. :)

Make a memories category for mom stories.

All mom. All the time! :D

Their great! I love them!

I think I put them under humor. Half or more of my jokes come from her. She is my hero.

I lied, it's "funny" and not "humor" though I forget to memorize things.

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