Josh-Daniel S. Davis (joshdavis) wrote,
Josh-Daniel S. Davis
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HUMOR: Faux Chinese Proverbs (From Auntie LuAnn)

CHINESE PROVERBS

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

War not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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