If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work,
It's the restaurant's fault.
If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer,
It's the tobacco company's fault.
If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk,
It's the bartender's fault.
If your kids are brats without manners,
It's the TV's fault.
If your friend is shot by a deranged madman,
It's the gun manufacturer's fault.
If a person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead.
His death is the airline's fault.
Since accountability is up for grabs, when I die, in front of the computer, I want you all to sue the computer industry.