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Josh-D. S. Davis

Xaminmo / Omnimax / Max Omni / Mad Scientist / Midnight Shadow / Radiation Master

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HUMOR: Friends - promises
Josh 201604 KWP
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Are you tired of all those sissy-ass "friendship" poems?

So am I, so here's my offering of a series of promises that really speak of true friendship:

When you are sad -- I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.

When you are confused -- I will use little words.

When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath...I pledge it till the end, because you are my friend!

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move bodies. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
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