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Josh-D. S. Davis

Xaminmo / Omnimax / Max Omni / Mad Scientist / Midnight Shadow / Radiation Master

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morning thoughts.
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So a while back I signed up for Maxim so I could get the rest of the Milla pics from http://www.maximonline.com . An issue came yesterday with "Jennifer Love Hewitt". You know, not "Jennifer Hewitt", or "Jenn", or "Jenny" or even JLH. I mean, it's not like there's another Jennifer Hewitt widely known.

So anyway, Miss Bean Pole is in a whale-bone corsett and looks 28-12-28C. OK. The C part is nice. She's alreay somewhat child-like in build, but there's something odd about her lips. Someone in design went ahead and creased her lip line really well for her so it's about 85-90 degree angle, and has the Joker / Ally McBeal / Gina Gershon little curl up at the corners.

Anyway, she's cute, I'll acknowledge that, but who actually thinks she's all that, and a bag of chips?

Poll #440477 JLH Hotness

What do you think of Jennifer Love Hewitt's looks?

1 Horriffic Revulsion
0(0.0%)
2 Repulsive
0(0.0%)
3 Unattractive
2(33.3%)
4 Plain
1(16.7%)
5 Pretty
1(16.7%)
6 Cute
2(33.3%)
7 Hot
0(0.0%)
8 Super hot
0(0.0%)
9 All that and a bag of chips
0(0.0%)
10 I want to die, only because of how hot she is.
0(0.0%)

Just to have an average hotness factor, re-answer the same here:

Mean: 5.20 Median: 6 Std. Dev 1.72
1
0(0.0%)
2
1(20.0%)
3
0(0.0%)
4
0(0.0%)
5
1(20.0%)
6
2(40.0%)
7
1(20.0%)
8
0(0.0%)
9
0(0.0%)
10
0(0.0%)

Would you kiss her?

No
4(66.7%)
Out of curiosity
0(0.0%)
Out of carnal attraction
1(16.7%)
Out of non-carnal attraction
0(0.0%)
Out of obligation to humanity, not acctaction.
1(16.7%)

Would you do the nasty with her?

No
6(100.0%)
Out of curiosity
0(0.0%)
Out of carnal attraction
0(0.0%)
Out of non-carnal attraction
0(0.0%)
I would take sloppy seconds.
0(0.0%)

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Also, I was trapped in dream land this morning. You know, when it's time to wake up and pee, I have dreams of trying to find a bathroom. Well, the morphogenesis of dreams about finding a bathroom this AM was pretty intense. Lots of cool and interesting dreams, school friemds big house, even decent color where my dreams are usually dull and dark in the visual dept (lower input signal strength compared to optical receptors). I guess I was really tired.

Luckily, the bathroom and not the bed won out.

Anyway, it's been 30 mins and I still have some blanky lines. All but 15% of the fog has lifted.

It is a bit chilly.

I have to do brakes and oil today, or rather, hire someone to do it for me.

And Khai is making another bed cake.
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All pillows, blankets, etc, maybe even for the whole house, are piled onto our bed, and the kids eat it. :)

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