$700 base for leather kilt
+$25 for Beer Gut Cut
+$30 for 26" length
+$165 for 49" Waist (oversize, but adjustable)
And I could wear it when? Still... looks cool.
This other one is pretty cool too
$185 base, and much cheaper for the size-ups
There are others cheaper, $85 to $125, that are from sporty to biz-casual looking, but I don't think that'd work here.