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Josh-D. S. Davis

Xaminmo / Omnimax / Max Omni / Mad Scientist / Midnight Shadow / Radiation Master

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Pyoority Test
Josh 201604 KWP
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OK, so this came up in conversation with a friend today.

Who here has not heard of the purity test?
Who has not taken the purity test?
If you have taken it, which version(s) and which do you prefer?
(I always thought the 500q was a nice compromise and pretty realistic.)

Did anyone ever see the "Sexual Harrassment Consent Form"
(I know I made one in the late 80s, early 90s, but I found one on a BBS file list from 1976)?

All of the other, tangental questions I have seem to actually be part of or fit in with mikilou's impending post.
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Sleep is NOT an excuse for not knowing your internet history!

I should be an internet historian. There's very little I've seen.

Well, except this purity test.

Oh god.

I just went back and re-read what I said. That was bad. There's very little I've seen?

D'oh.

Okiedokiedolieoh! I'm an idiot!

Mmmhmmm... See? It IS the sleep! ;-)

Sleep making me stupid!? IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE SAYING?

DEAR LORD!

You know what that means don't you? I'll have to pick up a nasty speed habit ! It's all your fault, you unnamed person on the internet with what appears to be an elementally related image! CURSE YOU BECAUSE I LOVE SLEEP!

Elemantals? No... It's art deco.
I only know becaue Erica is in love with some of those with the lady profile.

And you don't HAVE to pick up a nasty speed habit, but it helps.

I've seen _brokenhalo_. She has a name. She was THERE man. I swear!

Eh, the colors, their placements, and the accessories of the ladies in her thing immediately made me thinkg classical elements. SO IT COULD BE ART DECO WITH A SPIRTIUAL INFLUENCE! SHIT LOOK AT FRITA HARRIS!

She might have a name! YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN HER! BUT I HAVE NEITHER SEEN HER, NOR RECEIVED HER NAME! SO SHE IS AN INTERNET PERSON!

Heh! For what it's worth, Erica hasn't ever actually seen me either, so for all we know he made me up.

I thought it was elemental too, which is why I sport this icon. They represent each of the 4 seasons. The lady enjoying the hell out of touching the gigantic balls gets a cookie. Heehee!

Dude, I made you ALL up. Just pray they don't find drugs to fix me or you're ALL HISTORY!

hehe.

Yah, I dunno about the mondosack. It's a little spooky, but amusing.

You know, when we met, you lived in Corinth. I thought, "Damn, that's just way the fuck out in the middle of nowhere."

And now, I've been living in Lake Dallas for 2.5 years.

wtf.

And I used to think Lewisville was far.

I DID live way the fuck out in the middle of nowehere. I don't blame you for thinking that.

I now live across Northwest Highway from that huge Half Price Books. As in... Right by Northpark mall... and have for about a year. ;-) Now my drive home from Parkland Hospital seems like an eternity. It's all relative.

Oh my goodness. Perhaps you only exist in the matrix!? OH EM GEE Y0! That's okay, I think I've only seen Erica a couple of times as well.

Hooray! At least I'm not the one other person I know that is mindful of things like that. And I totally get the seasons now that you've said something about it. It's definitely a spifferific avatar.

And yes, I like my lady touching balls.

(pinky/lip)

Shorn scrotum?


Yah, I think I have a pic of you eyeing Max when eb was holding him when he was like 2 months old at River Legacy Park. And I think one time at Starbucks, and once at a party.

I actually just pay her to travel around with me so I can be awesome in everyone's eyes.

Though, the payment is chocolate, and I'm not home, so I think I may have to hit the unhealthy aisle on the way home.

Spiritual Elemental Intarweb

I am always right. Bow before me. Love me. Accept my guess as fact or I will whine.

That's maybe just too accurate to be funny.

And keep it down. *whispers* She actually IS an internet person. As in, her body is cryogenically stored and her consciousness is living distributed across the net. But it's sort of a private thing. So shush with the internet person thing.

*normal voice* So yah, nothing to see, move along. *whistles*

Re: Spiritual Elemental Intarweb

I shall never again think of myself as the strangest weirdo on earth again after reading what you people put on this lj thing. :P

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