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Josh-D. S. Davis

Xaminmo / Omnimax / Max Omni / Mad Scientist / Midnight Shadow / Radiation Master

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Pyoority Test
Josh 201604 KWP
OK, so this came up in conversation with a friend today.

Who here has not heard of the purity test?
Who has not taken the purity test?
If you have taken it, which version(s) and which do you prefer?
(I always thought the 500q was a nice compromise and pretty realistic.)

Did anyone ever see the "Sexual Harrassment Consent Form"
(I know I made one in the late 80s, early 90s, but I found one on a BBS file list from 1976)?

All of the other, tangental questions I have seem to actually be part of or fit in with mikilou's impending post.

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Dude? I didn't know you took the test last week...

*ducks and runs for cover*

When you see that flash, duck and cover!

Dude, I can't decide if I would be happier still a virgin or not.

But damn, I really like how girls smell yesterday, and today for some reason.

I guess it's because the Autumnal Equinox is the day for Air.

Hooray for autumnal equinox. And for air. And hell, for how girls smell, I guess, as long as it's good.

Indeed! I do say hooray for all those things. I'm now starting to see the elemental influence at this particular moment. Smells, air, fall, hurricane. Yeah!

And yes! So far it's all been good. I need to find more girls that I can attach my nose to because they smell divine.

You know, I can see your point.

Girls DO smell good.
Erica will get up and she smells good, even without parfum.
Barring the week-long-summer-sweaty-crotch-extravaganza, even a little bit of womansweat is still good smelling.

It's all about breeding instincts.
We're pretty much wired for procreation.

The best time for pheremones is sweating right after a shower! Did you know, that in ancient Rome, women paid top dollar for the sweat of their favorite gladiator mixed with olive oil? Yessir! That's right, sweat is sexy.

I sweat every morning before work. It's a ritual thing.

I seem to recall reading about love potions made with sweat, baking bread with your own sweat to feed to your love, or something like that...

I dunno if I still have the book though.

Man, there are some rather, how can I say, ... interesting? Things involved with sex magick. Far more imaginative than that.

I just love that old spice deodorant commercial (or whatever it's for) where they show this superhot chick in black leather pants just drenched in sweat, writhing around in some nightclub.

It reveals to us over a 20 second span that "when she's hot, she's sexy. When you're hot, you stink." Heheh. Always makes me LOL. A lot.

That commercial makes me tingle in a special, special place. Sweat + Leather + Hot woman = imagination riding off into a filthy sunset.

It's true. My own sweat stinks more to me than to Erica, and vice versa, and actually, a little opposite-gender-sweat smells good...

Until it's been allowed to sort of... fester for a couple of days.

*rinse* *rinse*

I have always been a romantic (I'm a double pisces, it's not my fault...), and wished I could find a guy who was into the little things in life, and found pleasure in the minutia of us and of love (like the kind of person who tears up when a song that reminds him of how he feels about me or something to that effect)...

And to this day I get butterflies when Sam expresses to me how much he loves the way I smell. *swoons*




But yeah, I've always had trouble finding someone that was found of the small pleasures. =/ Then again, I'm complicated.

Complicated. Pshaw. You have what, a few hundred trillion synapses?

Hehe. :)

Kids make guys more sappy too. It's wierd.

We get weepy during sci fi.

Ooo! It's Sci Fi Orgasm tonight! Battlestar... SWOON.

And we finished Firefly, Season 1, Disc 1, last night. We may have to buy the set. Too bad they cancelled it. It's a quirky sort of western meets space scavengers. It's a really good show.

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