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Josh-D. S. Davis

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Pyoority Test
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OK, so this came up in conversation with a friend today.

Who here has not heard of the purity test?
Who has not taken the purity test?
If you have taken it, which version(s) and which do you prefer?
(I always thought the 500q was a nice compromise and pretty realistic.)

Did anyone ever see the "Sexual Harrassment Consent Form"
(I know I made one in the late 80s, early 90s, but I found one on a BBS file list from 1976)?

All of the other, tangental questions I have seem to actually be part of or fit in with mikilou's impending post.
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You know, I can see your point.

Girls DO smell good.
Erica will get up and she smells good, even without parfum.
Barring the week-long-summer-sweaty-crotch-extravaganza, even a little bit of womansweat is still good smelling.

It's all about breeding instincts.
We're pretty much wired for procreation.

The best time for pheremones is sweating right after a shower! Did you know, that in ancient Rome, women paid top dollar for the sweat of their favorite gladiator mixed with olive oil? Yessir! That's right, sweat is sexy.

I sweat every morning before work. It's a ritual thing.

I seem to recall reading about love potions made with sweat, baking bread with your own sweat to feed to your love, or something like that...

I dunno if I still have the book though.

Man, there are some rather, how can I say, ... interesting? Things involved with sex magick. Far more imaginative than that.

I feel compelled to blurt out "BLOOD SUGAR, BABY."

Sorry. I feel better now.

I just love that old spice deodorant commercial (or whatever it's for) where they show this superhot chick in black leather pants just drenched in sweat, writhing around in some nightclub.

It reveals to us over a 20 second span that "when she's hot, she's sexy. When you're hot, you stink." Heheh. Always makes me LOL. A lot.

That commercial makes me tingle in a special, special place. Sweat + Leather + Hot woman = imagination riding off into a filthy sunset.

It's true. My own sweat stinks more to me than to Erica, and vice versa, and actually, a little opposite-gender-sweat smells good...

Until it's been allowed to sort of... fester for a couple of days.

*rinse* *rinse*

I have always been a romantic (I'm a double pisces, it's not my fault...), and wished I could find a guy who was into the little things in life, and found pleasure in the minutia of us and of love (like the kind of person who tears up when a song that reminds him of how he feels about me or something to that effect)...

And to this day I get butterflies when Sam expresses to me how much he loves the way I smell. *swoons*

AWW THAT IS SO SWEET!

I WILL NOT GET BITTER THAT I AM SINGLE

I WILL NOT GET BITTER THAT I AM SINGLE

But yeah, I've always had trouble finding someone that was found of the small pleasures. =/ Then again, I'm complicated.

Complicated. Pshaw. You have what, a few hundred trillion synapses?

Hehe. :)

Kids make guys more sappy too. It's wierd.

We get weepy during sci fi.

Ooo! It's Sci Fi Orgasm tonight! Battlestar... SWOON.

And we finished Firefly, Season 1, Disc 1, last night. We may have to buy the set. Too bad they cancelled it. It's a quirky sort of western meets space scavengers. It's a really good show.

Yeah, after being with Jessica and her son, I'm WAY WAY more sappy than I ever thought could ever be possible. And what's really amazing is the fact that I've managed to maintain that sappy happy feeling inside really consistently.

I've never weeped during SciFi though. I do still have my testicles. *points up*.

Friday does indeed equal Sci Fi Orgasm night. 3 solid hours of uninterrupted guilty pleasure (well, 2 interrupted ones. I'm having trouble giving a rats ass about SG:Atlantis).

See, I like atlantis more than SG1.
But I'd rather firefly come back. It's good, like battlestar quality. Movie (serenity) comes out on the 30th.

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