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Pyoority Test
Josh 201604 KWP
OK, so this came up in conversation with a friend today.

Who here has not heard of the purity test?
Who has not taken the purity test?
If you have taken it, which version(s) and which do you prefer?
(I always thought the 500q was a nice compromise and pretty realistic.)

Did anyone ever see the "Sexual Harrassment Consent Form"
(I know I made one in the late 80s, early 90s, but I found one on a BBS file list from 1976)?

All of the other, tangental questions I have seem to actually be part of or fit in with mikilou's impending post.

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*sings* "The Internet is for porn!"

I KNOW! I just wish I was as savvy as I was when I was younger. I can't get anything more than clips. I don't know where to get the full lengths and all the good stuff that I really would like to have occupying bits on my hard drive.

Cuz I need a hard drive.

Man, I'm getting carpal tunnel just THINKING about it.

I'm not seeking, you know...

I've already got something painful in my wrists/arms/fingers/etc!

Mmmmmmmmmmm. I beat off to 21" monitor pictures.

That's pictures of 21" monitors.

nowadays, eDonkey is the only place I know that can provide stuff... *ahem* LONG enough for that hard drive you seek. ;-)

Of course, be sure and think you're downloading The Incredibles or Finding Nemo or something like that or you'll just end up with some creepy german lolita shit. *shudders*

What could possibly make German Lolita "Shit" creepy? Unless there is infact SHIT involved?

Well, Duh. Hence the inclusion of "German". It has to have defecation or fisting (or both?).

Fisting I can handle. I personally feel fisting to be a very enjoyable activity to take part in (as a giver.).

But defication would make it creepy. Cuz shit is dirty!

Oh my gosh, now I've seen it all!! Dirty innuendoes with computer...equipment. You guys are sick and wrong!! I like it. ;)

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An A for effort, but a B- for result.

My fav is "The Sex Life of an Electron".

One night when his charge was pretty high, Micro Henry decided to try to get a cute little coil to let him discharge. He picked up Millie Amp and took her for a ride on his Mega cycle. They rode across the Wheatstone bridge, around by the sine wave, and stopped in a magnetic field by a flowing current.

Micro Henry, attracted by Millie's characteristic curves, soon had her resistance at a minimum and his field was fully excited. He laid her on the ground potential, raised her frequency, lowered her capacitance and pulled out his high voltage probe. He inserted his probe into her test socket using Maxwell's Corkscrew Rule, and began to short circuit her shunt.

Fully excited, Millie Amp exclaimed, "Mho, mho, mho, Give Me mho!" With his tube operating at its maximum peak current and her coil vibrating from the current flow, she soon reached her maximum peak potential. The excess current flow had gotten her coil hot and Micro Henry started rapidly discharging and soon had drained off every last electron.

They fluxed all night trying various connections and sockets, until Micro Henry's bar magnet turned to soft iron, and had lost all of its field strength. Afterwards, Millie Amp tried self induction and damaged her solenoid. With his batteries fully discharged, Micro Henry was unable to further excite his generator, so they ended it all by reversing polarities and blowing each other's fuses.

I have a big, hard disk and I'm going to RAID some panties. I like to let my hands ROM and get digital in the slot.

Oh, it goes beyond sexual innuendo.

Just yesterday I had to perform an output funtion to clear my buffers before I could accept more input.

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