So, apt-get install apache-ssl
breaks badly, I think it's because of the errors about noexec being on /tmp.
So I set it back, and try dist-upgrade
still get symbol resolution/linker errors
So I restore back again, set my sources to only stable, apt-gat update, apt-get dist-upgrade
Now, it's so broken, I can't even run tar, so I'm going to have to boot from media and restore that way.
So, apache is down, and a bunch of stuff will fail until I can fix it later tonight.