razormaid: Honey, you didn't let me dress you. You have to stay here.
khaidaniel: I WANT come with mommy!
razormaid: What if I brought you sausage?
khaidaniel: *perks up* *sniffly* Yahhhhh. And hash browns. and orange juice.
khaidaniel: I want glue.
razormaid: No sweetie, it's for adults.
khaidaniel: Kids are dults too!
razormaid: No, kids are PEOPLE too.
khaidaniel: Kids are KINA like dults.
khaidaniel: Bombs are friends!
khaidaniel: It's a booty song!
khaidaniel: I bonk on ottoman! *leans* *smacks head on ottoman* I say OUCH to this! BONK!