Josh-Daniel S. Davis (joshdavis) wrote,
Josh-Daniel S. Davis

Dillon/Edwards Investments

1999 SNL skit with Chris Parnell as the father.
Dillon/Edwards Investments

[Scene of father helping son ride a bicycle for the first time, then, cut to the living room of their house]

Father: Trust, an important part of building a family, and an important part of building his future.

That's why I rely on Dillon/Edwards and Company.

For nearly a century, investors on Wall Street have trusted Dillon and Edwards with their financial future.

And now all of the resources from America's oldest investment firm are available on-line.

[Zoom in of browser location bar filling in www.clownpenis.fart.]

A lot of investment companies rushed onto the Internet, but Dillon and Edwards took their time.

Sure, when they were ready, there was one web address left, but it's one you can count on.

Announcer #1: For mutual funds, count on...

Announcer #2: ...clownpenis.fart.

Announcer #1: Online brokerage...

Announcer #2: ...clownpenis.fart.

Announcer #1: Retirement and tuition planning...

Announcer #2: ...clownpenis.fart.

[Caption: Dillon/Edwards Investments - www.clownpenis.fart]

Announcer #1: Dillon and Edwards Investments...

Announcer #2: www.clownpenis.fart.
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