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MEME: Am I spoiled?
Josh 201604 KWP
Stolen from simply_here
Am I spoiled?
40 or more = SPOILED
Do you have:
(x) your own cell phone
( ) a tv in your bedroom
(x) an iPod
(x) a photo printer (does color laser printer count?)
(x) your own phone line (Does Business service for our house count?)
(x) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
(x) high-speed internet access (aka not dialup)
( ) a surround sound system in bedroom
(x) dvd player in bedroom (in the kids bedroom. And the car)
(x) at least a hundred DVDs
( ) a childfree bathroom
(x) your own in-house office

( ) a pool
( ) a guest house
(x) a game room (the loft. it's for the kids.)
(x) a queen-size bed
( ) a stocked bar (Not quite, but almost enough to check this)
(x) a working dishwasher
(x) an icemaker
(x) a working washer and dryer
( ) at least ten things from a designer store (Erica does, though I have alot of IBM logo gear)
( ) expensive sunglasses
(x) framed authentic art (not lithographs) (some made by Erica's family, plus some chinese caligraphy)
(x) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels (just got 'em, but we like high threadcount too)
( ) a multi-speed bike (mine is dead, in my mom's shed. We also have Shan's, but it needs tires)
( ) a gym membership (Erica does)
(x) large exercise equipment at home (A stationary bike, in the garage, hand-me-down, used twice)
( ) your own set of golf clubs
( ) a pool table
( ) a tennis court
(x) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea (Lake Lewisville is 1/4 mile from our house.)
( ) your own pair of skis
(x) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area (other than perishable supplies)
( ) a boat
( ) a jet ski
( ) a neighborhood committee membership
( ) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
(x) wealthy family members
(x) two or more family cars
( ) a walk-in closet or pantry (technically yes, but not really walk-in. more like reach in)
(x) a yard
( ) a hammock
( ) a personal trainer
(x) good credit
(x) expensive jewelry (does gold boulion count?)
( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
( ) at least $100 cash in your possession right now
(x) more than two credit cards bearing your name
(x) a stock portfolio (well, the stock is sold, but I have over 100k in mutual funds)
(x) a passport
( ) a horse
(x) a trust fund (either for you or created by you) (but I had to lose a parent to get it, so it's not a good trade)
( ) private medical insurance
( ) a college degree, but no student loans

Do you:
( ) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
( ) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores
(x) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning) (erica)
( ) go on weekend mini-vacations
( ) send dinners back with every flaw
( ) wear perfume or cologne (not body spray)
( ) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
( ) have a job but don't need the money OR
( ) stay at home with little financial sacrifice (Erica stays home, but she works hard - kids)
(x) pay someone else to cook your meals (erica, plus eating out while on work travel)
(x) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs (erica)
(x) regularly pay someone else to drive you (erica, semiweekly, airport, plus a shuttle in tulsa)
( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner

Are you:
( ) an only child
( ) married/partnered to a wealthy person
( ) baffled/surprised when you don't get your way

Have you:
( ) been on a cruise
(X) traveled out of the country
( ) met a celebrity
( ) been to the Caribbean
( ) been to Europe (What about asia? Jeez!)
( ) been to Hawaii
(X) been to New York
( ) eaten at the space needle in Seattle
( ) been to the Mall of America
( ) been to the Eiffel tower in Paris
( ) been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
( ) moved more than three times because you wanted to (mostly for proximity to work)
( ) dined with local political figures
(x) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast (in any country) (not the beach, but within 1/4 mile of the water)

Did you:
( ) go to another country for your honeymoon
( ) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
(x) take riding or swimming lessons as a child (swimming, at the community pool)
( ) attend private school (no, but my kids do)
( ) have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you

36, or 37 if you count 8 different liquors as "stocked", but it's not. Some answeres qualified.
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Mebbe, but the net result is that I'm a lazy bastard.

Though, I recall how laundry and kitchen were before her.... I just wouldn't have clean laundry or dishes.

I'm more lazy than spoiled, and my breakpoint is alot further away than hers.

But still.

( ) at least ten things from a designer store (Erica does, though I have alot of IBM logo gear)

I WISH! I have nothing designer, save the DKNY dress of Rachel's that does not fit me. Tho if you want to remedy this, I could EASILY stock the closet with Max Studio and Nicole Miller goods.

Also, if you're paying me for all of this cleaning and taxi-ing and such, I will happily take cash or check. :p


I SOOO thought all the stuff you inherited from the BrennanWallis closet was name brand.

And unfortunately, my pay is a pittance to what you're worth, but I can offer extra hugs as a tip!

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